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Ride Cowboy Ride
the cowboy shock jock has gone away.
cowards silenced him one dark day.
For speaking in their cultures twisted eubonics.
that their ilk corrupted into peculiar phonics.
everyone bashed the cowboy as a trend.
and very few stood up to defend.
for those called friends are birds of a feather.
and could only be called friends during fair weather.
since they had a purpose of one singularity.
to bask in the light of cowboy popularity.
with his image and vast audience they wanted to connect.
while on a show not politically correct.
he put himself at risk so guests remained circumspect..
their images remained as those of a primus.
while the risky words were always spoken by Imus.
though Imus's image was racy and not so very pure.
the dirty rats who did him in crawled out of a sewer.
for their ilk created a language many called eubonics.
when he used it they feigned outrage with histrionics.
so they shot the cowboy out of his saddle.
and sent him up the creek without a paddle.
as for the slugs who always use race cards.
have had to hire for themselves some extra bodyguards.
since their ilk gave a gardening tool a double meaning.
lots and lots of death threats they are gleaning.
the scarlet knights say they are feeling blue and hurt.
Yet how many of them listen to hip hops cruel concert.
That their ilk cor
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